Alright, listen up. I’m [Your Name], and I’ve been called a lot of things: a cynic, a killjoy, a person who can’t just let people enjoy things. All true. But also, I’m the person who’s been burned by enough overpriced garbage to know that most of what you’re buying is a lie wrapped in a marketing budget. So when I decided to deep-dive into traditional chinese products, I didn’t do it because I’m some sinophile or because I wanted to hop on the ‘authentic’ bandwagon. I did it because I’m a cheapskate with high standards, and I wanted to see if the hype was real or if it’s just another…